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1999Elias
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    The internet and the real world are two separated dimensions... they should be, at least.
    10+ years as a newgrounder.

    Elias Papp @1999Elias

    Age 26, Male

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    Joined on 7/13/12

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    Now I'm grown up, I do not live with by shit.
    Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.

    If this is real, so you should keep this feelings and thoughts just for you, not meant to offense or something.

    Wow :)
    specs?

    IC i5, 500HD, 4GB, Samsung :3

    SEXBANG 2014